The Bite
Sure can, sweetie. There are lots of words we Biters use that aren't so common. Here are the ones newbie Biters and friends of Biters oughta know, baby-love.
- Biodynamic: organic crop cultivation that emphasizes the interrelationship of soil, plants, and animals.
Example: Even though it was produced in tandem with the lunar phases, the biodynamic wine Jen drank still gave her a moon-sized hangover.
- Carbon footprint: the amount of greenhouse gases emitted through the combustion of fossil fuels due to human activities.
Example: Sara's recent weekend in Puerto Rico was dreamy, but the CO2 emitted by the plane didn't help decrease her carbon footprint or the number of her global warming-related nightmares.
- Cradle-to-cradle: an efficient, waste-free production technique - all materials are recycled, reused, or composted.
Example: Hilary's new cradle-to-cradle office chair was made from sustainable materials that can be recycled when death do them part or after she gets fired (whichever comes first).
- Greenwash: to pretend you're green when you're not in order to impress potential customers or friends.
Example: The Biter Team found that the oil company's ads - featuring a baby deer nuzzling an oil barrel - bordered on greenwashing.
- Light-green: making incremental, not drastic, life changes to help the planet.
Example: Biters who drive their hybrid SUV to the organic wine bar live a light-green lifestyle - the fact that the wine was imported from Italy...not so much.
- Locavore: someone who prefers eating locally produced food.
Example: As a locavore, Kay likes getting sauced on beer made in her neighbor's basement.
- Sustainable: capable of continued production with no long-term effect on the environment.
Example: The desks (that occasionally collapse because we assembled them ourselves) in the Biter offices are made of wood from sustainable forests that aren't cut down faster than they're replanted.
- Xeriscape: landscaping that incorporates drought-resistant plants and doesn't require much watering.
- Example: Since Toshio's parents xeriscaped their yard - taking out the lawn and planting Southern California climate-appropriate shrubs - they've relegated the Slip 'n Slide to the garage.
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